I Won Some Money and Went Travelling

Jason Phu

This is the start
I won some money
and then
I went travelling
The end

I rode seven horses across the mountains on the Isle of Skye
set up my easel and pretended
to paint the landscape
I went to a nearby restaurant after and had some haggis
it tasted like mums cooking

I went to an Ozzie pub in Amsterdam
they didn’t like that I was breaking the illusion
so I sat there
and had
10 Guinesses
and pulled 9 rabbits out of my butt

 

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